hello angels <3 you've got another month off because ive been a total slacker lately. well, not a slacker. but i've had a bunch of gigs and social stuff and family drama </3
i'm gonna try to get some writing done within the next week (just finished a scene of DFTT 6) but sorry for such a dry couple months
2025-10-30 10:51:24 +0000 UTC View Posthello beautiful patrons!!! sorry i've been so absentee, I have been having some writers block as usual. bleh.
while i try to get my shit together, I have been playing a little forum game over on my discord. it's like kind of an interactive story thingie? like homestuck or something. Laura says they're usually called "Forum quests". basically its like i'm telling a story and you decide wha...
2025-10-16 12:43:17 +0000 UTC View PostAuthor's note: This gets real horny at the end, if you somehow weren't expecting that. Hope you enjoy!
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[ElevatedWit]
My girlfriend gets home this afternoon, troll.
You're going to feel really stupid.
[Footballfan43]
whatever u say, ellie
*****
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2025-08-26 10:24:21 +0000 UTC View PostJade was probably my favourite person to work bar with, which was funny, because the two of us couldn't have been more different. She was loud and boisterous while I was more reserved, slim and blonde while I was black and a little chubby, and she was always coming up with some silly new game when I was trying to work.
“Oh my god, that girl who just left,” Jade gushed, turning t...
2025-08-24 15:59:42 +0000 UTC View Post[ElevatedWit]
Morning, loser.
In case you were curious, I didn’t think about you at all last night.
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It was funny what a big difference good hygiene made. Despite all the annoyances going on his life (Varun, the troll, et al.) Whit couldn't help smiling as he got dressed the next morning. Nice clean room. Nice clean ...
2025-08-21 17:53:54 +0000 UTC View PostAnother stupid one <3 Nothing gendery in this one I'm afraid!
“I think you deserve a raise,” said Michael, “And some PTO. And I’m gonna hire another staff member to take some of the pressure off you.”
He took a sip of coffee and nodded to himself thoughtfully.
“Wow,” I said, “What prompted this?”
He shrugged, “It just seems...
2025-08-20 05:02:26 +0000 UTC View Posthello angels <3 sorry i've been so absent! writer's block/overthinking has really been getting to me, and i think pausing payments for a month will help ease some of that pressure.
all this means is that you will not be charged for this month! you will still have full access to my old posts (except for lesbian dream detective which got flagged by patreon and i cant get them to reinstat...
2025-08-20 04:59:11 +0000 UTC View PostHello beautiful gorgeous patrons <3 I am all better from FFS but have been struggling hard with writer's block. I've FINALLY finished a first draft of Don't Feed the Trolls ch 4, which currently clocks in at 16k words. I'm hopefully gonna cut it down quite a bit though. It'll be a little while before that's ready to share, but thank you so much for your patience and support. Here...
2025-07-31 07:26:13 +0000 UTC View Post
kitties I hurt my head :((
I got FFS and I've been sleeping and vomming all week and I don't think I will have new story any time soon :((
but here's some sneak peeks at wips if you like them ❤️
Truth in Comedy:
2025-06-24 03:02:14 +0000 UTC View PostAn anxious vampire finds his body c
2025-06-07 05:29:57 +0000 UTC View Post
AUTHOR'S NOTE:
Hi kitties <3 DFTT 4 is coming I promise! I'm tryna adjust my writing process so that it hopefully won't be such a mad scramble every month, but there are some teething issues. Anyway! In the meantime please enjoy another random short story from my archives.
The first time David kissed me, it felt like an electric shock.
“Ow! What t...
2025-05-22 05:01:46 +0000 UTC View Post[ElevatedWit]
Well, I'm sure you've been waiting with baited breath, obsessing about what underpants I am wearing today. Truly pathetic.
Ive been focused on more important things. I've barely even thought about our conversation last night.
However, as I am a man of my word, I am indeed wearing the item I borrowed from my girlfriend. Als...
2025-04-29 04:04:04 +0000 UTC View Post
Author's Note:
Hey sweeties <3 I'm chipping away at Don't Feed the Trolls Ch. 3 (about 2k words so far) but just wanted to share another little story as proof of life. Love ya!
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A fetch is an evil spirit from Irish folklore, which takes on the identical appearance of a living being as a portent of their impend...
2025-03-27 14:07:55 +0000 UTC View PostEDIT: Originally titled
2025-03-02 09:06:22 +0000 UTC View Post
AUTHOR'S NOTE:
Hey babies! Sorry about another long ass wait! I don't even have the excuse of an extra long chapter this time. However, I do have another little one-shot I've been working on, so hopefully that'll be out soon...
CWs: My beloved slurs return again <3 There's also a lot of very harsh descriptions of someone who is anorexic and baldi...
2025-02-27 06:20:56 +0000 UTC View Post
AUTHOR'S NOTE:
Hi angels! Sor
2025-01-27 01:49:07 +0000 UTC View Post
Author's Note:
Well, once again I come to you hat in hand, having not finished the chapter of Two Doms I'm working on. I'm sorry! I'm 6k words in so far, and it's gonna be a good one I swear. It'll definitely be out before the end of the month, I promise I'm not scamming you.
In the meantime please accept another silly nonsense short as a proof of life.
2025-01-14 09:18:15 +0000 UTC View Post
Author's Note:
Just a short little epilogue to close us out. I hope you enjoyed this story! That's probably it for this year. I wanted to try and rush out another chapter of Two Doms but unfortunately I've been too busy with holiday stuff. But that should be out in January! And of course I'll keep working on Backup Girl and Don't Feed the Trolls and I'm sure I'll eventually f...
2024-12-29 01:17:20 +0000 UTC View Post
GROVER?
I never stressed out about exams these days. In fact, I’d already had my final exams for all my other subjects, and I hadn’t worried about them at all. I didn’t even bother revising for Marketing 202. I showed up to my Finance 211 exam fifteen minutes late. They were just dumb college tests, after all. Sure, my parents would be mad ...
2024-12-27 10:37:05 +0000 UTC View PostAuthor's Note:
Crappy Christmaswieners everyone! Thanks so much for your support. I really appreciate your kind (or critical!) comments, and of course your kind money.
THOMAS
“Can we take a break? I feel kinda ridiculous,” said Grover.
“Dogs don’t talk,” I said.
“Ugh,” he groaned. I r...
2024-12-24 13:34:10 +0000 UTC View PostGROVER
“Hey, Thomas,” I called out, “Was I supposed to get all the way naked, or just down to my underwear?”
“Oh my god!” Thomas’s muffled voice rang out from behind the curtain, “That better be a joke!”
“I’m kidding, I’m kidding,” I said breezily, “I never wear underwear.”
“Grover!”
I cac...
2024-12-23 01:38:02 +0000 UTC View PostTHOMAS
As usual, talking to Grover Lee made me really mad.
It wasn’t just his snarky little jokes that bugged me so much. It wasn’t the fact that he didn’t care about theater, most of the class didn’t. It was the fact that I could tell he didn’t really care about anything. He didn’t have to! I had heard secondhand th...
2024-12-18 06:43:42 +0000 UTC View PostAuthor's Note:
STWL Presents: Santa's Secret Transfic Stash vol. 5 is now available on itch! It contains 19 stories bundled together for $10 (regular price $37.94) https://itch.io/b/2807/stwl-presents-santas-secret-transfic-stash-vol-5
For info on their previou...
2024-12-15 00:42:01 +0000 UTC View Post
<ElevatedWit>
You are fucking disgusting.
The only reason I entertained your sick little attempt at trolling is because I feel sorry for you and how utterly pathetic your life must be.
YOU ARE A GAY LOSER!
Don't ever contact me again.
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Whit tapped his fingers on the desk, waiting impatiently for the tr...
2024-12-14 09:54:43 +0000 UTC View PostHey angels! I try not to post status updates on here unless I have a story to go with 'em, cause I assume you don't wanna be bombarded with
Hey angels!
I try not to post status updates on here unless I have a story to go with 'em, cause I assume you don't wanna be bombarded with a bunch of notifications of me saying "still working on it!" But here we are.
First of all I am sti...
2024-12-07 16:27:05 +0000 UTC View PostI'm back! Thanks for your patience pookies! Hope you like this new chapter, I wrote it while recovering from an orchidectomy.
Some people on the Dorley discord were discussing the last chapter (when I posted it to SH) and it makes me so psyched every time I see people sharing their thoughts and theories and stuff ugh. I love reading your comments to...
2024-11-27 04:30:10 +0000 UTC View Post
After being insulted by an online troll, a stubborn young man desperately tries to assert his masculinity... with mixed results.
Hi angels! I'm sorry to tell you this, but I have been a bit naughty recently. My original plan was to finish First Times before starting anything new, but I had this kinda hot idea I had been thinking about for a while, and 2024-11-21 04:07:56 +0000 UTC View Post
I did it!!!! I told you I would
2024-10-31 08:10:53 +0000 UTC View Post
hey sweeties, i'm still tryna figure out how to keep to some kinda schedule and oof it just ain't happening. the only thing i'm worse at than following a schedule is coming up with a schedule. still, i'm confident i'll have the next chapter of Two Doms out before November! other than that, all i can promise is that anything i do write will be available to you here at least a month b...
2024-10-17 08:51:18 +0000 UTC View Post
Crappy Hallowieners!!!! Just checking in to prove I'm still alive, although in a month as ooky spooky as October, it is not only the living who are updating their Patreons....
I'm working hard on Two Doms chapter 25! It'll be another fatty, like around 12k words. I've been a bit distracted recently, planning out my next longform story with major help from the WICK-edly talente...
2024-10-08 23:48:55 +0000 UTC View Post