IT'S HERE. The image banner is still missing, but I'll make that tomorrow after I get a good night's sleep. I really pushed myself hard to finish this today, so apologies if there's any typos or mistakes. I'll probably give it another look later, but I wanted to make sure this got up immediately for everyone who has been waiting.
Let me right off the bat say that the next story (Warcraft) WILL ABSOLUTELY BE FINISHED by Saturday. No more delays.
That being said, I have been completely running on fumes these past few weeks. I had initially hoped that November would be a time to catch up on things, but then work got slammed with an overload of clients and my boss personally called me to ask for crunch time. Like a co...
2022-12-01 20:01:23 +0000 UTC View PostFor this month's poll, I wanted to try something different than usual. Instead of presenting you with four different prompts, this time you'll simply be voting on which character you'd like to see featured in the next story. I'll come up with the prompt on my own later, but you decide who will be the star.
I highly encourage you all to use your ability to vote for multiple characters, ins...
2022-11-02 23:32:53 +0000 UTC View PostKind of unfortunate that the 1st of November fell on a Tuesday, which is my busiest day of every week. I'm basically running out the door as I'm typing this up, so I'll have to delay the new story poll until tomorrow. So check back here for that later.
Concerning the upcoming stories, the Warcraft fic should drop here in a few days and hopefully the Genshin Impact one isn't far behind. I ...
2022-11-01 21:45:39 +0000 UTC View PostIt's finally here. After too many delays for my liking, August's poll winner is finished. I hope you enjoy.
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1T14aQgu3j6cGOf7uA2Lu_mE74SlxcMW7q9ba1Tyr1dE/edit?usp=sharing
Now work begins on September's w...
2022-10-07 22:20:58 +0000 UTC View PostFirst off, sorry again that the FF7 story is taking so long. We've finally got the work rush finished off yesterday at my job, so now this weekend I'm on the sprint to catch up on everything I've been unable to complete. So expect it to drop soon. And I still plan to release the last poll's Warcraft story this month as well.
In the meantime, we've got to get going with this month's poll, ...
2022-10-02 00:12:30 +0000 UTC View PostWish I could say I have the full story done for you today, but unfortunately I got hammered with more work this weekend and didn't get a lot of time to write. My immediate goal is to get this fic done within the week, so hopefully I won't come back with another delay.
But I won't let you all leave empty-handed. For anyone who'd like to see, here's a link to the first 2,000 words of the st...
2022-09-20 00:12:02 +0000 UTC View PostThe FF7 beach fic has been pushed back until I have more time to finish it. My workplace oddly got slammed with client demands this week, so we're kind of in panic mode. I'll try to get the story done this weekend and out for you guys by Monday.
2022-09-15 17:16:25 +0000 UTC View PostNo real theme binding the choices together this month. Just a random collection of ideas that I've had sitting on my idea box for some time. Hopefully at least one of them appeals to you!
World of Warcraft: Set during Wrath of the Lich King. United against a common foe, the Horde and Alliance send out three of their greatest heroes -- Jaina, Sylvanas, and Liadr...
2022-09-01 23:52:00 +0000 UTC View PostIt's here! To this day, Breaking Beacon continues to be my most popular (by views) story ever written, and it's always a lot of fun to return to it when given the chance. Hope you enjoy!
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1JtxGI8_QeEG-g7u1vGSiT__V9lx9Y...
2022-08-16 21:00:37 +0000 UTC View PostNew month, new poll! The theme this time is a pretty simple but still one that I enjoy immensely. And one I hope you do as well. We're diving into the wonderful world of heroine loss and blackmail! Here are your choices.
Final Fantasy 7: After a long voyage, the party has finally arrived at the beach resort Costa del Sol. But before moving on, Tifa, Aerith, and...
2022-08-02 00:11:11 +0000 UTC View PostIt's here! Of course this one comes with a pretty significant content tag, so mind the banner image when you view it for the first time. But otherwise, I hope you enjoy!
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1fV3MohawBUehmnuLlwDGzRcYyuntXmAm1hGf8dRUOCI/edit?usp...
2022-07-16 23:49:26 +0000 UTC View PostHey all, just wanted to drop by with some small things. Firstly, June's Fire Emblem story is on track to be finished tomorrow, so keep an eye out for that.
Then of course a big congratulations to Breaking Beacon for winning this month's poll. I'll be starting on that chapter for Nora (along with guest starring Pyrrha) soon as well.
And lastly just some ruminations on my Patreon. I h...
2022-07-15 21:44:55 +0000 UTC View PostSomeBODY once told me~ that July is the month of reflection, and what better way to do that than to reflect back on some of my old stories... and write sequels for them!
Last month's story is still on track to release on the 15th, which will be the schedule going forward. So today, here are your poll choices of some Varmint classics.
Torgus and Korlain Do Azeroth:...
2022-07-02 00:48:37 +0000 UTC View PostThis one was a real doozy. So much stuff I wanted to put into this story ended up on the cutting floor, and since you'll see that it's 9,000 words long, you can imagine how much I ended up leaving out! But in the interest of getting this thing done (and especially since I was already past the deadline), I had to leave some stuff out. But this isn't the end. I would love to return to this and wr...
2022-06-16 21:16:49 +0000 UTC View PostThe poll has ended, and Fire Emblem Three houses is our winner! Always nice to see fellow fans of wholesome doggy bestiality.
The Samus/Nova story isn't ready yet. I've been frozen by indecision about some critical choices, and in the end I've realized I just have to chop out a lot of things I wanted to include. So there's a lot of editing yet involved before it's ready, but most likely I...
2022-06-08 21:25:43 +0000 UTC View PostIt's a new month, so time to vote on a new fic. May's winner is still being written and will probably be done in about a week, like I said before. I don't anticipate anything delaying it, but I'll make an announcement if that happens. But anyways, here are this month's choices.
Genshin Impact: Staff at the Yanshang teahouse and casino have been continuously har...
2022-06-01 21:00:18 +0000 UTC View PostJust thought I'd post a snippet of the poll winner that I've been working on. I'd definitely like to share teasers or works-in-progress more often in the future, so keep an eye here if that's something you're interested in.
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The Koprulu Sector. What a backwater.
Samus couldn’t resist the smirk that tugged at her lips. Even when he was alive,...
2022-05-20 22:54:43 +0000 UTC View PostMetroid x Starcraft won the prompt poll! Thanks to everyone who participated.
I'm going to give myself a full month to work on this, so it'll be out around the 8th of June. Which means we'll be having another prompt poll a week before that on the 1st. And that'll be the pattern going forward.
2022-05-09 23:26:54 +0000 UTC View PostThe prompt poll tied, so I'm holding a run-off against the two top choices. This one will only last 24 hours, and you may only choose one. Here are their descriptions again.
Metroid x Starcraft: Space pirate scientists have managed to capture Zerg specimens and begun conducting secret experiments to merge their biology into one unstoppable alien species. In res...
2022-05-08 21:57:32 +0000 UTC View PostThe theme for May is crossovers! Each choice below features a pair of ladies, brought together across franchises for entirely innocent purposes. You're allowed to choose as many as you -- so you don't have to pick just one favorite -- and in one week we'll see which is the most popular!
Metroid x Starcraft: Space pirate scientists have managed to capture Zerg s...
2022-05-01 21:56:36 +0000 UTC View PostI've let my patreon languish for quite some time now, unsure what exactly to do with it. For those of you who have stuck with me thus far, you have my thanks. I feel like I can do more to deserve your support, and that starts today.
When I think back on the history of this page, I was most happy with it during the story polls. For anyone who missed them, I used to run bimonthly...
2022-05-01 21:50:32 +0000 UTC View PostHuh, so apparently I forgot to do an August update last month. Why didn't any of you remind me?! Ah well, no biggie. Keep in mind, if you're ever curious about the latest updates, I'm active every single day in my discord server (discord.gg/2ExC2s6) so come join me in there.
Let's start with everything I've published si...
2021-09-04 14:14:47 +0000 UTC View PostAlright, time to talk about a few things. Most importantly of which is some plans I have for the future of this Patreon. But first let's start with the stuff I got done in the month of June.
Let This Eagle Soar
- A Fire Emblem: Three Houses fic featuring Edelgard and her boytoy Raphael.
Let's start with taking a look at everything I posted this month.
Deviant Negotiations
- A Genshin Impact gangbang featuring Ningguang.
http://www.hentai-foundry.com/stories/user/PunishedVarmint/50004/Deviant-Negotiations
... 2021-06-01 21:12:05 +0000 UTC View PostHowdy. Just thought I'd drop by and chat a little bit about some recent developments and ideas I've got brewing. It's been hard to think of anything meaningful to post on Patreon since I transitioned it to a donation-only format, but that's something I'd like to change in the near future. I do miss writing those short stories that you voted on, but if and when I do get back to that I'd like to ...
2021-05-06 22:26:44 +0000 UTC View Post
Well the time has finally arrived. I am once again taking public commissions from anyone with an interest. Now slots are limited, and I can't take everyone, but don't let that dissuade you from asking!
You can find all the relevant information at this Twitter post:
2021-03-22 21:25:01 +0000 UTC View PostHappy Friday, everyone! Today I bring you, at long last, the Link/Riju hatefucking fic that won the last poll. I procrastinated on this one pretty hardcore. That's on me, but hopefully some of you find it worth the wait.
So this has taken entirely too long but... Here's Misato's gangbang!
AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/works/29720901
HF: http://...
Welcome to 2021! As I stated previously, subscriptions are now unpaused in January. Thank you for everyone who stuck around to support me! I hope to continue making it worthwhile.
So let's talk about new year plans. Well, same as last year's plans really... Keep making smut. I've made a lot of strides in my drawing art in 2020, so I'm really excited about that. On the oth...
2021-01-02 07:53:01 +0000 UTC View Post