Knicker Knight

Weekly One-Shot Poll (11/12/25)

Vote on which pairing you would like to see me write next week.

Previous Winner: Peter Parker/Natasha Romanoff (Marvel

Maternity Leave Chapter 3, Divination (Luna Lovegood)

Instead of writing a chapter yesterday, I turned my initial oneshot plan for this story into a full, seventeen chapter plan. I'm going to give it its own collection and do it like roommates, where it's not a oneshot but it's not like a hundred chapters long.

Harry climbed the many steps of Hogwarts’s north tower. When he was a student, he had fond memories of this trip, si...

Maternity Leave Chapter 2, Potions (Daphne Greengrass)

The first chapter was extremely well liked, so this won't be the last chapter. I may even stretch it to be ten or more chapters, with things like Lavender as the nurse and another girl for every Professor position.

Harry Potter was working hard in his office when the door was slammed open so hard that it cracked against the wall. He looked up, setting his quill down calmly as if h...

Maternity Leave Chapter 1, Charms (Harry Potter/Penelope Clearwater)

I might make this one a short series, with Harry knocking up the other professors. Daphne, Luna, and Hannah will get chapters, with maybe one or two more if the story gets a good reception. Although, on the flip side, if people don't like it much I might just do the Daphne chapter and leave it as a two parter.

Penelope Clearwater smiled while watching her class file o...

Susan's Submission Part 7 (Harry Potter/Daphne Greengrass Commission)

Luna Lovegood was hunting. Not for a man, she already had the best one of hers. He had pumped a child into her, hence the bulge in the stomach of her robes as she walked around Diagon Alley. No, Luna was on the hunt for stories.

Big or small. Wacky or mundane… But mostly wacky. The Quibbler was in need of a new column, in Luna’s estimation, and she was taking it upon herself to provid...

Roommates Chapter 9 (Marilyn Thornhill)

Close to the end now.

Harry shut his eyes. He moved his head back and released a long sigh. He slowly moved his hands up, forming fists and keeping them high in triumph like a stock photo of a man celebrating.

“Freedom,” he whispered.

A woman cleared her throat beside him, just outside of the door to Nevermore’s infirmary. “I’m sorry. Am I inter...

Chapters Will Return Tomorrow

Just a heads up, since it looks like I'll be missing two days in a row. I don't have a good excuse. Work has been a lot and the writing hasn't been flowing. I'll get the next Roommates chapter done and posted tomorrow.

In the Showers Part 1 (Harry Potter/Katie Bell) Reuploaded

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1CmLyZpwMQ3VeMI9kitTfEi-ewja1qdb0VgsJqA-dsZU/edit?usp=sharing

In the Showers Part 2 (Harry Potter/Katie Bell)

“Bell races behind the defense… She shoots… She scores! That’s right, Magpie faithful! This game is as good as sealed!” screamed the announcer.

Mixed into a huge crowd that was going insane with cheering, Harry joined in. He was using a glamor charm to hide his features and keep from being mobbed. In front of him, on the quidditch pitch, Katie zoomed by on her broom.

She w...

Weekly One-Shot Poll (10/29/25)

Vote on which pairing you would like to see me write next week.

Previous Winner: Harry Potter/Penelope Clearwater

All For the Peerage Part 2 (Percy Jackson/Serafall Leviathan)

Serafall Leviathan hopped and skipped down the streets of New York City. Sona was going to be SO surprised to see her! 

Serafall’s cute, adorable, scrumptious little sister was working so hard to chase her dreams. She’d come all the way to America to recruit a promising knight candidate into her peerage. It had already been a month, but Sona was still at it. She was such a hard w...

All For the Peerage (Sona Sitri/Percy Jackson)

Apologies, but I don't think I'll be able to post tomorrow. In the meantime, vote on what you'd like to see in Part 2 of this! (Poll attached at the end of the chapter)

Sona Sitri adjusted her glasses while looking at the apartment building in front of her. She had crossed the human world, ignoring the complaints of her overprotective older sister, just to reach this ...

Peeping Potter (Harry/Daphne Commission)

Harry Potter’s sixth year had been anything but smooth sailing so far. He was sure that Draco Malfoy was up to something even though nobody believed him. If that wasn’t enough to have on his mind, there were his meetings with Professor Dumbledore while they dissected Tom Riddle’s past. All the while, people died and met even worse fates across Britain at the hands of death eaters.

W...

Birthday Present Part 2

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1E9-rxPx9eMzkIOUkKNJQ9BtoZx9kArj9nhPlvw0ppTk/edit?usp=sharing

Avengers: Dawn of Justice Chapter 6 (MCU/DCU Commission)

Light years away from Earth, the sheets of an alien bed were twisted around two writhing figures. These two looked, for all intents and purposes, human. Yet they were not. They were Kryptonians, and they were the first in centuries to fulfill the act they were in the process of.

“Jor-El!” Jor-El’s wife, Lara Lor-Van, cried out. She touched his cheeks and smiled at him.

Above h...

Birthday Present Part 2 Poll

I couldn't add this to the post like I usually do because I had to post the Google Doc link. What do you want to see in Part 2?

Weekly One-Shot Poll (10/16/25)

Vote on which pairing you would like to see me write next week.

Previous Winner: Percy Jackson/Sona Sitri (Percy Jackson/High School DxD)

Birthday Present Part 1 (Naruto/Kushina)

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1LiIQm0TwDJ2AsnvmUKCY7cqC_M4GBEnA9-O341wCxoA/edit?usp=sharing

Roommates Chapter 8 (Complete Version Reuploaded)

Patreon did NOT like that Weems scene, unfortunately.

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1-EIyQdkOzl7aP3Pmy8R2aeGS-Hm8DdtzQA8xPyWwhUY/edit?usp=sharing

Godly Body Part 2

“Hey! You’re Peter, right?” asked a mousey brunette. 

Peter was pretty sure her name was Betty. The two of them were outside of the lecture hall, leaving the campus of Empire University, the school Peter had gotten into to finish his education.

She was cute. A freshman like him, she was fresh faced and looked a little bit nervous. Some of her friends were not far away, lo...

Godly Body Part 1 (Peter Parker/Jane Foster)

No Part 2 today. I was going to do both parts in one day, but this chapter is about 50% longer than my usual oneshots, so it took longer than I expected.

Being a superhero is hard. You can feel like you’re doing everything right! Maybe there’s a villain who planted bombs all around Times Square, and you managed to knock him out and leave him for the police, collect the bombs, a...

Susan's Submission Part 6 (Padma's Turn)

“Is that the end of your report?” Padma Patil asked.

She was sitting at the head of a table. Spaced around it were six of her highest ranked subordinates in the Magical Transportation Department. Padma Patil looked exactly like you would expect a witch of her rank to look. She had a stern expression that she rarely deviated from and she conducted her office efficiently. Her exceptiona...

Fit Young Hero Part 2

Megara stayed in Thebes longer than she planned to. Perseus did exactly what he promised to and kept her at his side for the next five days after their first night together.

Over that time, he fucked her RELENTLESSLY. 

Megara, the deadly seductress of Hades, learned ways even she hadn’t known her body could bend. The whole inn had heard her most intimate screams. They never g...

Fit Young Hero Part 1 Reposted

This was taken down because my dumbass self made it a public post. I'm posting it again as a private post. Part 2 is about 85% done as I post this, and will be coming within the hour when I finish and edit it.

Megara had done lots of demeaning things in her service to Hades. The way she entered that service was the worst out of all of them.

She’d been young. In love. When ...

Weekly One-Shot Poll (10/1/25)

Vote on which pairing you would like to see me write next week.

Previous Winner: Peter Parker/Jane Foster Thor (MCU)

Computer Trouble

My computer shit itself. I'd been having trouble with it a few months ago, but now it's basically totally stopped working. That's what I get for holding onto it for so long, I guess. I haven't been able to write the last few days because I was troubleshooting it, but I've given in and decided to replace it tomorrow. I should probably have posted something like this a few days ago, but I HATE us...

Tough Love Part 4

The first night back at Hogwarts, Harry found Pansy sitting in their spot. The only thing out of the ordinary was that she was still wearing her clothes.

It was reminiscent of the first night he caught her. Pansy was sipping whisky, although she wasn’t half as deep in the bottle as she’d been back then. She was still coherent. When she looked at him, Harry got the feeling she was hidi...

Growth Spurt Chapter 86

Harry took a deep breath. For once, he was alone in his bed. Downstairs, Tonks, Apolline, and Fleur were sitting on the couch, but he had been given space. He was about to go to sleep.

And, while he was asleep, he was going to do his best to save the fucking world.

That might sound dramatic. He was embellishing… a LITTLE bit. 

Tonight, Harry was going to weaponize the c...

The Wizard and the Witch Chapter 12

Harry tucked Wanda into bed. He smiled at her peacefully sleeping face. Next to her, tucked into the same bed, was Fleur, who was also out like a light. She was still wearing a frilly white headpiece that had been part of her maid outfit. 

Turning away from the two of them, Harry left the house again, satisfied now that he’d brought his tired girls home.

He went to the front ...

Growth Spurt Chapter 85

You guys are back to fifteen chapters again now. I won't fall behind again.

“Good afternoon Professor Delacour. Here, take a seat!” Harry said.

He held his hand out, inviting her to sit down in an armchair beside the couch in his room. Apolline Delacour laughed. She covered her mouth with her hand while she did, like a proper lady.

“I see that my daughter h...