Welcome To Hell… Breakfast Prawns!
Added 2025-09-24 23:00:06 +0000 UTCDaniel has a controversial take this week; Swedish men aren’t as hot as they make out. Dane has been appropriating straight culture because he’s sold his car. The infernal aunties take a deep dive into the world of husband glow-ups on TikTok and discuss the perplexities of being ‘Shatfished’.
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I am currently the gay uncle to a 10 year old niece who I take to the theatre, and I can tell you it’s everything you want it to be! She absolutely laps it up 🥰
Benjamin Ellis
2025-10-16 20:37:13 +0000 UTCFun fact - (sorry I genuinely forget I’m not there in the room when listening to this podcast and feel entitled to share my contributions as I go) - in Denmark, Danish pastries are referred to as “Vienna bread”, they don’t accept ownership of them! Mental
Cora Auld
2025-10-10 16:23:59 +0000 UTCOmg I ran over a bunny rabbit whilst driving the ambulance the other day, we were on route to something and I was hammering it down the road and tried to swerve around it but the fucker stopped and then ran in the opposite direction and went under a wheel and I emergency stopped and had to give myself a minute because I was on the verge of crying. I didn’t even realise it but apparently I let out a blood curdling scream when it happened - my throat was sore after and my crew mate was like “yeah probably from the shrieking” and I was like what?!? Genuinely no recollection 🙈 so sad, RIP bunny 🐰
Cora Auld
2025-10-10 15:54:59 +0000 UTCAunty Dane, Deoxygenated blood isn’t blue, it’s just a slightly darker purplish red than oxygenated. You know when you have a blood test? They’re drawing blood from a VEIN which carries deoxygenated blood back to the heart. The blood that comes out into the little pots isn’t blue my love. Maybe you’re thinking of the blue blood Royals? So your shirt is half royal half peasant..?
Cora Auld
2025-10-10 15:36:38 +0000 UTCOk Swedish egg here. I have had to rewatch this multiple times to gather my MANY THOUGHTS. 1. There are some handsome Swedish men but maybe there's a reason I migrated to England and got engaged to an English fella 👀 JK, I could have gone for a Swedish woman because it is a truth universally acknowledged that us Swedish ladies are very gorgeous. 2. I simply cannot accept this cardamom SLANDER. Go raibh míle maith agat for defending her, Dane 💚 That said, my hot take is that the NORDIC pastries/buns/etc are far better than those English dry things (praise the Goddess for Ole & Steen showing the Brits how it's done). 3. The handsome Danish lads may be plentiful, but I will not forgive them for invading my island and slaughtering my people. It may have been in 1361 but I am nothing but a Petty Bitch who Holds a Grudge™️. 4. Maybe I'm spreading misinformation but I've always been told that if you're out walking in badger heavy territory you should put bits of coal in your boots, because badgers will bite and hold on until they hear (what they think is) the crack of bones (The Crack of Bones, the new novel... Read... bY rOsAmUnD PIkE). 5. Ok, having that prawn mush for breakfast is diabolical. I am also no fan of the pickled cold fish. Slimey. 6. Did you fly from Arlanda, Daniel? I will not stand for binning skincare. We ride at dawn (and can bring as much toner as we want on horseback). 7. Back to the most important issue of the day - the pastries! Yeah the Danes do that puff pastry thing you call a Danish pastry, but the Nordic countries in general share a gorgeous baked goods tradition and you will have to wring the Swedish cinnamon rolls from my cold, dead hands. Thank you and sorry about the rant 💜
Joanna
2025-09-28 08:47:28 +0000 UTCDaniel, are Swedish men still using way too much hair gel?
erin switzer
2025-09-27 11:40:21 +0000 UTCThe radio host is Delilah. She has a soothing voice but gave bad advice to callers lol.
Katherine Whaley
2025-09-27 03:22:34 +0000 UTCSweden will love to have you back and teach you our ways 😅 It's us women that are hot you know... 😆😘
Jonna
2025-09-26 17:34:46 +0000 UTCHahaha thank you darrrrrrrling
Welcome to Hell
2025-09-26 02:18:59 +0000 UTCOh gosh I had my orlistat years 😵💫
Welcome to Hell
2025-09-26 02:18:11 +0000 UTCThank you darrrrrrling I’ll deffo be wearing her again x
Welcome to Hell
2025-09-26 02:16:52 +0000 UTCAnd what is happening with onions? I love the cooking section of Hell, absolutely delicious!
Sara
2025-09-26 02:10:19 +0000 UTCI am Dutch and I want to know the podcast. What is it? 🤣
Japke van Wingerde
2025-09-25 20:41:26 +0000 UTCDane, you look so slim in that shirt. Gorgeous.
Clair Bartram
2025-09-25 16:42:49 +0000 UTCYaaay Unfortunate is coming to my hometown (Linköping)! Cannot wait to see it 🤩🤩
Tuja
2025-09-25 07:38:27 +0000 UTCHowling at farting off a bridge. Reminds me never to take orlistst again... Shatfished often but instead of a fart coming out.... Oil.
Chlo C
2025-09-25 07:07:09 +0000 UTCWait what did the straight men say about the blood?
Tabby
2025-09-25 01:06:05 +0000 UTCOh poor dear Daniel, that was such a traumatic experience with the poor deer. One of the very few downsides of the countryside.
Dana
2025-09-25 00:12:11 +0000 UTCOh my goodness. The cold! Will that teach you not to brag?
Jennifer Costa
2025-09-24 23:22:04 +0000 UTCDane you look stunning in that shirt! Looking very sharp! Dan..you look fine 😜
Lauren
2025-09-24 23:08:37 +0000 UTC
