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Welcome To Hell… Halloween 2025!

It’s time for the Season 4 Halloween special! Daniel and Dane are dressed as Claudia Winkleman (Daniel is even showing off his official Traitors' cloak.) 

The aunties discuss their Samhain tradition, Daniel has been curating a flawless playlist for potential buyers of his flat and Dane got caught buying something rather embarrassing at a self-checkout. To see in the Celtic new year...

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Welcome To Hell… A Litre of Sausage! (BONUS)

Big gossip down in Hell this week as the Aunties discuss Selena Gomez snubbing her kidney donor. Meanwhile, Dane’s recently taken a rare day off and Daniel stands strong on the integrity of the baked bean. There’s also some correspondence from a listener who’d like to discuss the best way to congratulate someone on their divorce. 

For tickets to Daniel’s brand new tour, visit...

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Welcome To Hell… Kyla Cobbler!

A new soul arrives at the fiery gates! This week, comedian & social media sensation Kyla Cobbler is in the Devil’s red book, discussing corporate d*ldos, a deep hatred of copper coins, and a desire to haunt Conor McGregor.

For tickets to Daniel’s brand new tour, visit www.danielfoxx.co.uk

For Dane’s lates...

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Aunty Dane’s Tour Support Dates

Aunty Dane’s Tour Support Dates

Hiiiii.

DE have been asking and we’re already half way through tour support season so I should have done this ages ago BUT rearranging my herbs and perusing sexy builders takes up most of my time. That’s the real work.

Here are the remaining dates:

Oct  Josh Widdicombe ...

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Welcome To Hell… Taylor Swift! (BONUS)

Taylor Swift has had quite the fall from grace after her latest album release, and the aunties don’t hold back… They’ve had enough of her MSN bio lyrics! But it’s not only Taylor Swift in the firing line, as Daniel shares an embarrassing voice note from Dane! Once Dane shares a highly dramatic poem of his (that he wrote when he was 22), it’s time for a game of Fork, Marry, Start a sma...

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Daniella Foxxtrot's on tour!

Daniella Foxxtrot's on tour!

Hello gorgeous eggs, Auntie Daniel here! As I mentioned in the most recent episode, I am going ON TOUR with my new show 'How Lovely.', a comedic scream about the breakup and subsequent dating disasters you have all heard so much about over the last couple of seasons 🫠

And of course you, our elite denizens of hell, get access to the pre-sale - so should you wish to grab the best seats, ...

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Welcome To Hell… Daddy Drought!

This week, Daniel has some big news about his upcoming tour ‘How Lovely.’ Dane sieves through his worm hole and tells us about demon beans from Africa and the shocking news that a Daddy Drought has hit the gay community. The aunties then read a letter about a potential Groomzilla.  

For pre-sale access to Daniel’s new tour, head to

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Welcome To Hell… Flibbertigibbet! (BONUS)

Autumn has arrived, and the infernal aunties couldn’t be happier, Daniel’s even in full seasonal euphoria. After Dane casually drops the word ‘flibbertigibbet’ within the first 30 seconds, Daniel puts him to the test on the Gen Z phrase “getting cracked”. The aunties also discuss their corporate sellout era, and hear from a Devilled Egg who’s had a glow up and now wants to open hi...

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Welcome To Hell… Mayhem Ball!

The infernal aunties have been to see Lady Gaga’s Mayhem Ball! Be prepared for the ultimate review. In other news, Daniel takes umbrage with men who text ‘hehe’ (yes, Dane is guilty of this) and Dane is busy prepping for his first EVER hour show! The aunties also hear from a Devilled Egg whose son is getting bullied for being straight-ish. 

For live dates, tickets and the lates...

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Welcome To Hell… Melania’s Hat! (BONUS)

This week, the aunties can’t get over Melania Trump’s Hat… What an icon! After Dane and Daniel finish discussing the first WTH Book Club and all things ‘Rapture Tok’, Dane reveals that British shrimp are laced with c*caine! There’s also a letter from a rather embarrassed Devilled Egg…

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Welcome To Hell… Reuben Kaye!

It’s time for the first guest of Season 4! This week, Reuben Kaye is in the Devil’s little black book! After the infernal aunties discuss name ideas for Reuben’s next show, they discover Reuben’s ultimate sin and how he’d dispose of a body. Attention soon turns to a letter of confession from a self-confessed ‘Size Queen’!

Don’t forget to send in your voice note confessions...

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Welcome To Hell… Rigorously Structured Pant! (BONUS)

Dane is OBSESSED with The Traitors Ireland at the moment, and Daniel praises the merits of aloof animals (a name we used to dance under). After an all important debate (‘What’s the sexiest letter in the alphabet?’) the infernal aunties land upon a delicious viral story about a man who has a rigorously structured pant.

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Welcome To Hell… Breakfast Prawns!

Welcome To Hell… Breakfast Prawns!

Daniel has a controversial take this week; Swedish men aren’t as hot as they make out. Dane has been appropriating straight culture because he’s sold his car. The infernal aunties take a deep dive into the world of husband glow-ups on TikTok and discuss the perplexities of being ‘Shatfished’. 

Don’t forget to send in your voice note confessions to the Welcome To Hell Hotlin...

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Welcome To Hell… Breakfast Prawns!

Daniel has a controversial take this week; Swedish men aren’t as hot as they make out. Dane has been appropriating straight culture because he’s sold his car. The infernal aunties take a deep dive into the world of husband glow-ups on TikTok and discuss the perplexities of being ‘Shatfished’. 

Don’t forget to send in your voice note confessions to the Welcome To Hell Hotlin...

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Welcome To Hell… Weeping Sword! (BONUS)

In this week’s bonus episode, the infernal aunties discuss their super powers, crazy TikTok stories and whether video game movies are any good. 

Dane has been enjoying some TikTok queer bating and Daniel wants to bring back the 20 episode TV season!

Plus, a Devilled Egg is considering dating her best mate’s ex… What will the aunties say about this?!

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Welcome To Hell… Weeping Sword! (BONUS)

In this week’s bonus episode, the infernal aunties discuss their super powers, crazy TikTok stories and whether video game movies are any good. 

Dane has been enjoying some TikTok queer bating and Daniel wants to bring back the 20 episode TV season!

Plus, a Devilled Egg is considering dating her best mate’s ex… What will the aunties say about this?!

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🔥BOOK CLUB🔥 - this Sunday!

🔥BOOK CLUB🔥 - this Sunday!

Darlings! The inaugural book club approaches fast. As a reminder, we'll be chatting through 'Really Good Actually' by Monica Heisey, this Sunday (21st) at 8pm UK time. 👯‍♂️

We'll be trying out this first one on Zoom at the following link:

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Welcome To Hell… Scallops Between the Toe!

What are the hottest jobs a man can do? That’s the question on the aunties’ lips this week! (Shout out to the builders with the sl*tty pockets).  

Daniel has been Go-Karting (yes, really) and chatting to a Viking-looking man with the DEEPEST voice. And Dane has discovered that a fatal shark attack has happened where he used to go swimming! 

There’s also an unfor...

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Welcome To Hell… Scallops Between the Toe!

Welcome To Hell… Scallops Between the Toe!

What are the hottest jobs a man can do? That’s the question on the aunties’ lips this week! (Shout out to the builders with the sl*tty pockets).  

Daniel has been Go-Karting (yes, really) and chatting to a Viking-looking man with the DEEPEST voice. And Dane has discovered that a fatal shark attack has happened where he used to go swimming! 

There’s also an unfor...

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Welcome To Hell… Croissants & Fainting! (BONUS)

The infernal aunties are back with the first beastly bonus of Season 4! 

Daniel has had a wholesome week - he’s been at a croissant making class! Who knows, that’s where he might find his future hubby! Dane has had a very glamorous week: he fainted in the sauna twice and was rescued by a bear who also fainted. Steamy steamy. 

And after a quick review of The Thursday Mu...

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Welcome To Hell… Croissants & Fainting! (BONUS)

The infernal aunties are back with the first beastly bonus of Season 4! 

Daniel has had a wholesome week - he’s been at a croissant making class! Who knows, that’s where he might find his future hubby! Dane has had a very glamorous week: he fainted in the sauna twice and was rescued by a bear who also fainted. Steamy steamy. 

And after a quick review of The Thursday Mu...

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Welcome To Hell… Season 4!

Welcome To Hell… Season 4!

Daarrrlings! The fiery gates of hell have been opened again for Season 4! The infernal aunties are back with a PSL (Pumpkin Spiced Latte) in hand! Daniel has had a unique encounter with a girl on the tube, and had an Uber nightmare on the way to a photoshoot! Meanwhile, Dane introduces us to the term ‘Shrekking’. 

The aunties also receive a dramatic letter… Let’s just say - n...

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Welcome To Hell… Season 4!

Daarrrlings! The fiery gates of hell have been opened again for Season 4! The infernal aunties are back with a PSL (Pumpkin Spiced Latte) in hand! Daniel has had a unique encounter with a girl on the tube, and had an Uber nightmare on the way to a photoshoot! Meanwhile, Dane introduces us to the term ‘Shrekking’. 

The aunties also receive a dramatic letter… Let’s just say - n...

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Welcome To Hell... Get In My Swamp! (BONUS )

It's almost time for the infernal aunties to leave the Edinburgh Fringe and get back to the studio for the all new Season 4 of Welcome To Hell (they're already contemplating tea leaf readings and tarot cards for the next season).

This week, the aunties make autumnal manifestations, discuss the intricacies of Lady Gaga's set lists, and hear of a Shrek erotic novel called 'Get In My Swamp'....

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Welcome To Hell... Strong & Wrong! (BONUS)

The aunties are back with loads of delicious Edinburgh Fringe stories!

Daniel has been missing his dog whilst in Scotland, but he's been getting regular diary entries from his Mum (who is also keeping a watchful, secretarial eye over the Welcome To Hell chat). Also... News flash... Daniel has discovered he is of Quaker blood...

As for Dane, he's found perhaps his biggest admirer's i...

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BOOK CLUB! 21 SEPTEMBER! 8PM BST!

BOOK CLUB! 21 SEPTEMBER! 8PM BST!

Darlings! AT LONG LAST we have pinned down a date for the inaugural meeting of Hell's new Book Club! ❤️‍🔥

On 8pm, Sunday the 21st September (that's 3pm for NYC, 12pm for LA), all the succubi, balrogs, sassy salamanders and Joan Rivers will be meeting to flick their talons through our very first pick: 'Really Good, Actually' by Monica Heisey 💅

Apologies that it's a littl...

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Welcome To Hell... Garlic Pride! (BONUS)

It's time for an Edinburgh Fringe bonus edition! This week, the infernal aunties are recording on Daniel's phone in a Four Seasons hotel room with painfully thin walls. So even though they won't win any sound-quality awards, there's so much delicious chaos in store from the Fringe!

After a very garlicky Chinese meal and a whistle-stop-tour of Dane's bedroom, the aunties discuss the stink...

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Welcome To Hell… Crocodile Toastie! (BONUS)

Do you like Crocodiles? Daniel can’t abide them! The infernal aunties dive into some croc horror stories. Meanwhile, Dane’s inner witch is waking and is ready to play. 

Also, after a brief think piece about perpetual stew, the aunties gush over boys who wink and hear from a listener who is getting paid to live everyone’s dream…

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Welcome To Hell… Crocodile Toastie! (BONUS)

Do you like Crocodiles? Daniel can’t abide them! The infernal aunties dive into some croc horror stories. Meanwhile, Dane’s inner witch is waking and is ready to play. 

Also, after a brief think piece about perpetual stew, the aunties gush over boys who wink and hear from a listener who is getting paid to live everyone’s dream…

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Welcome To Hell… Vogue Diet! (BONUS)

Have you heard of the Vogue diet from the 1970s? It’s incredibly glamorous and absolutely crazy (and involves lots of Chablis). The Infernal Aunties take a whistle-stop tour of some of the more infamous diets.    

And after singing the praises of autobiographies and doomsday preppers, the aunties read a letter about road rage and delicious, petty revenge.

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