Welcome To Hell… Scallops Between the Toe!
Added 2025-09-17 23:00:05 +0000 UTCWhat are the hottest jobs a man can do? That’s the question on the aunties’ lips this week! (Shout out to the builders with the sl*tty pockets).
Daniel has been Go-Karting (yes, really) and chatting to a Viking-looking man with the DEEPEST voice. And Dane has discovered that a fatal shark attack has happened where he used to go swimming!
There’s also an unfortunate letter from a listener who had a massage mishap after a seafood buffet…
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Comments
Hahaha I used to have a housemate who was a tree surgeon - tatted all over, rough as anything but sweet under the surface. Incredibly hot 🥵🫠
BoBo
2025-10-07 20:47:59 +0000 UTCA deviled egg and a faberge egg
Carla LaFleur
2025-09-26 01:05:57 +0000 UTCCouples costume - a douche and an asshole
Niamh
2025-09-23 21:36:12 +0000 UTCHalloween suggestion, Dane as Steve Irwin and Daniel as a crocodile.
Katherine
2025-09-21 22:10:20 +0000 UTCHalloween - if you want to be ‘down with the kids’, do something from K-pop Demon Hunters!!
Sarah Zeqiri
2025-09-21 01:23:54 +0000 UTCApologies but these comments are going to resemble a stream of deranged consciousness. Because I am a little bit drunk atm and adding comments as the episode progresses. I desperately tried to stick with the book club book……. I struggled with it… sorry babes!
Sarah Zeqiri
2025-09-21 01:21:15 +0000 UTCMay I suggest Morticia Addams and Principal Weems for Halloween.
Karen Haines
2025-09-20 19:46:57 +0000 UTCAmazing, I'm literally playing World of Warcraft as I watch this.
Richard Wayne
2025-09-20 19:42:22 +0000 UTCQueer Eye (of New-t!)
Jen Z
2025-09-19 18:52:18 +0000 UTCBring Garry on the pod!!
Jen Z
2025-09-19 18:50:59 +0000 UTCYour comment’s last line…😂
Jen Z
2025-09-19 18:47:40 +0000 UTCThe last I heard, the regular Traitors are coming after New Year!
Joanna
2025-09-19 18:00:07 +0000 UTCDaaaaaarlings! Wonderful episode as always. I must make a request of you...if you must reference HP quite so much, please do counteract with an incantation against the grand high TERF lest we all absorb her evil energy via some kind of osmosis. A thousand thank yours!
Lucie O'Malley
2025-09-19 12:03:56 +0000 UTCCowboy - Rip from Yellowstone 🥵
Sophie
2025-09-18 19:52:31 +0000 UTCI’ve missed you both over the summer! So happy for season 4! ❤️ Halloween - I think you have said that you wanted to be the witches from Wicked in one episode. I think you should go Fantasy or Sci Fi. Embrace what you love darlings! Xoxo
Sophie
2025-09-18 19:38:22 +0000 UTCMay I suggest Halloween costumes for Aunties D, to be Traitors hosts Claudia and Alan Cumming?! The fashion. The drama. The fringes.
Nicola
2025-09-18 15:11:33 +0000 UTCEnjoyed watching this episode while drinking my first Pumpkin Spice Latte of the (nearly here) witchy season! Cheers.
Helen D
2025-09-18 12:19:48 +0000 UTCHaha!
Helen D
2025-09-18 12:17:35 +0000 UTCOmg laughed so much I'm a nurse and when you were talking about everyone reading the same book it reminded me about the time I was on the ladies ward orthopedic I was helping them get washed and dressed- every one of them was reading 50 shades of grey! The average age was like 90! The poor husbands had a shock when those hips recovered!
Claire Quaile
2025-09-18 10:16:18 +0000 UTCAcupuncture aficionado here. But you Absolutely Must pick a properly trained Chinese traditional medicine acupuncturist. I would Never let a white man stick a needle in me if I can help it.
Dana
2025-09-18 01:35:15 +0000 UTC
