Hi, Realmers!
We’re sorry to say the Winds of Fate have decided to blow in a big way. Some very big life events have swept in, meaning we haven’t been able to focus on making the show the way we normally can.
That means we’re going to have to take a short break until the winds die down and we can recalibrate. It means a bit of a pause before we reach the end of Malune (we’re...
2024-08-17 14:12:18 +0000 UTC View Post
Contained herein: the stinky cheese man, Jorie's impropriety, a digression on contemporary genre fiction, innocent bugboys.
As always, we thank you for your continued support!
Guffawsoleum: Malune 18 (Transcript)
2024-06-20 14:00:11 +0000 UTC View Post
Welcome back, Realmers! Fresh off of our latest instalment, Malune Episode 17: On the Horizon, we thought we'd bid a proper farewell to Nen in the style of our map of Karkown! We had a good couple of episodes exploring this marvellous and magical city, so here's a few extra details sprinkled in for good measure. (And if you missed it, check out last month's flash fiction glimps...
2024-05-29 00:00:02 +0000 UTC View Post
Good day, Realmers! A nice, fresh Guffawsoleum seems to have fallen from the boughs of the comedy tree. Let's tuck in, shall we? Herein: Doxxing Jordan, L'Etranger, Pitter Patter, The Slime.
Guffawsoleum: Malune 17 (Transcript)
2024-05-21 16:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostHello Realmers new and old! April has come to a close, meaning it's time to send out our Many Realms stickers to you lovely folks. We'll send a 3-pack of stickers to you wherever you live, and neither rain, nor sleet, nor petrifying forests, nor big cold foggy valleys -- well, nothing will stop us.
If you want the stickers, head into your Settings menu and select Account. There you'll be ...
2024-05-01 23:21:44 +0000 UTC View Post
Disseminated to each letter-box in the Postal Hall of the Grand Archive of Nen:
To all scribes of the Grand Archive of Nen:
Heed this missive, for it bears within a grave proclamation that will alter the course of the Grand Archive forevermore.
The Mages’ Conclave has ordered that the Archive concentrate all its energy on the task of re-scribing the en...
2024-04-23 15:00:03 +0000 UTC View Post
Hello Realmers! I hope you are as excited to have made it to the city of Nen as we are! Despite the new local, our players are still grinding their old axes (the ever present grudge against Tulip, the long lasting obsession with 2020 Netflix Drama the Queen's Gambit high on the list). Thank you for joining us!
(CW for a mention of suicide)
Hey, Realmers! As a way to say thank you for your support, we'll be sending out some stickers from the collection we brought to Breakout Con. We'll ship them to you, anywhere in the world, at no cost. They're on us. Really.
We're so grateful to have your continued support, which helps us pay for things like music libraries and file hosting, making this show possible. <3
The cutof...
2024-04-05 13:17:22 +0000 UTC View Post
Hello, Realmers! We hope you enjoyed Episode 15 of The Many Merchants of Malune: The Secrets of Karkown! We were pretty shocked when Jordan dropped this huge bomb on us - that the dwarves of Malune had established a secret bunker-like society belowground. And while we got a good glimpse of the city over the course of the episode, we all wanted a little more, and we thought you ...
2024-03-30 15:00:07 +0000 UTC View Post
Did you enjoy Episode 15 of The Many Merchants of Malune, "The Secrets of Karkown"? We did too! But only you, esteemed Realmers of the Guffawsoleum tier, will learn the true name of the dwarven city. A name so rare and secretive that it simply does not exist outside of this audio file! Listen on...if you dare!
What's this?! Another scrap from Marlon's collection of magic books? Jordan took a moment recently to transcribe some additional DM notes about the world of Malune for your reading pleasure, Realmer. As we see in Episode 14, "Duel with the Devil", Malune isn't just a classic medieval fantasy setting - many different kinds of industry and technology are at play as well. Luckily for Zeke, it turn...
2024-03-07 16:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey, Realmers! It's time for another heaping helping of jokes, fresh from the Guffawsoleum. Fun fact: this was our first record post-Jordan's foray into a giant pit, and Jesse was recording from his loud office with a dodgy audio setup. We can't be held responsible for anything that occurs in this Guffawsoleum, you see! We were under duress!
Until next time. 😘
Wow, Realmers! Did you enjoy our trip down memory lane? What started as a way to keep recording while Jordan was out of town turned into a chance to take a deeper look at each of our Merchants of Malune. We think these episodes turned out pretty well!
For this month's Patreon treat, Jesse turned his encounter from Jolie's memory into a full-fledged 5e monster! (He got the sleek look by us...
2024-01-30 15:00:11 +0000 UTC View Post
Happy New Year, Realmers! I'm delighted to report that the first Guffawsoleum of 2024 is a doozy! We recorded the three "memory" stories in one session, as we waited for Jordan to return from his self-imposed exile. So we thought it made sense to just release these silly bloopers and jokes as a single megamix for your enjoyment.
This Guffaws is pretty funny if you've seen The Bear, and
Can you believe it, Realmers?
That's right. Episode 10 of the Many Merchants of Malune (in addition to being yet another banger) carries the additional honour of being the 100th episode of our show!*
We're super proud of reaching this milestone. The vast majority of podcasts don't last more than a few episodes, and that's especially true for independent shows...
2023-12-22 16:39:10 +0000 UTC View PostGrief makes us nervous. As the Barenaked Ladies once said, "we're the kind of podcast that laughs at a funeral." So you can understand how this episode made us feel. We hope you join us in laughing through the tears!
Guffawsoleum: Malune 10 (Transcript)&...
2023-11-28 19:00:25 +0000 UTC View Post
Aw, man. We hoped this page would have some answers on how to take this thing down, but it looks like the caravan is out of luck. If you're still a little teary-eyed over the end of the last episode, maybe you can use this bestiary page to dab your eyes as we figure out how to keep moving this caravan forward.
2023-10-30 15:59:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Did you enjoy our epic battle with the Heart of the Forest? Did you shed a tear at the devastating ending? Do you just really, really hate Tulip? Well, this Guffawsoleum is for you!
2023-10-16 15:59:00 +0000 UTC View Post
With a new episode of Malune--and a new friend to the caravan--comes a new bestiary page! Though these notes seem to raise more questions than they answer, it becomes clear that Marlon has been having a grand old time littering notes throughout his bestiary! Let's hope Kheel never steals a glance at this page...
Until next time!
2023-09-25 16:59:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Malune 08: Guffawsoleum (Transcript)
Realmers, we liked episode 8 and we hope you did too! It was a bit of a respite from the gauntlet of stress and fear Jordan has been marching us through. We made a friend, had some laughs, ate some stew...
Hello, Realmers! We hope you're enjoying our thrilling adventures in Malune as Season Five really opens up to a wild and dangerous world!
For the past few months we've catalogued the inventory of our PCs wagons, but for this month's post we thought we'd explore some other elements of Malune. Jesse decided to make a little mock-up of the Malunian Bestiary that Sylvie received from Marlon, ...
2023-08-29 16:00:06 +0000 UTC View Post
Hi everyone, here's the final 20 things in the wagon! Now, both Jesse and Eli were all "these aren't all canonical" but I'm going to go out on a limb and say all of mine are absolutely canonical. If we don't get a scene of the Winter family playing horseshoes and picking flowers, just know that's what they're all doing between scenes. Thank you very much.
1. Smithing supplies. 2023-07-25 16:00:06 +0000 UTC View Post
Hi everyone!
Episode's 4 and 5 of Malune were intended to be just one, but that big fight scene ended up warranting it's own episode! As such, the Guffawsoleums for both got thrown together. Join us for a little extra peak into the planning of our caravan marching order, horses who DO NOT get hurt and also fart jokes.
Hey friends! We've already looked at the things in Sylvie's wagon, so next up is your favourite cheesemongering winemakering cleric, Jolie. As Jesse mentioned, these aren't all entirely canonical at whichever point in the story you're at-- but they were probably canonical at some point or another. So don't come for us if you're wondering why I didn't pull out #19 that one time Jolie says "o...
2023-06-27 15:00:02 +0000 UTC View Post
Hello, Realmers new and old! Welcome to the Guffawsoleum for our game of Triangle Agency.
If it's your first time here: the Guffawsoleum is our blooper reel where we entomb all the jokes that were too distracting, or went on too long, or were less "ha ha" funny and more "...huh" funny.
We also have an entire deleted scene for you today: an encounter at the Fairmont Hotel that was cu...
2023-06-09 16:00:07 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey Realmers! Are you ready for another behind-the-scenes look at The Many Merchants of Malune? As part of creating our characters, each of us did a little writing exercise where we listed out 20 things that could be found in each of the PC's wagons. These lists helped inspire character moments and fill in detail about day-to-day life in Malune. We thought you'd enjoy them, too.
...
2023-05-23 15:59:01 +0000 UTC View Post
This includes spoilers up until the end of Episode 2 of Many Merchants of Malune.
Hi, Realmers!
We hope you're doing well! Us? We've been enjoying our adventures in Malune and we hope you've been listening along! If you have, we thought you'd enjoy some insight into how we created the world of this campaign.
If you've finished Episode 2, you know that our p...
2023-04-29 16:59:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Realmers! I have ventured into the crypts deep below our recordings of Malune, and retrieved for you a nice, juicy Guffawsoleum episode! (And I have word from whispering spirits most eldritch that more Malune content is making its way, slowly but surely, to Patreon.)
In this Guffawsoleum: Jordan's Phallic Sword Philosophy, Eli's NPC Interaction Philosophy, Jorie's Leather/Metal Matrix Phi...
2023-04-11 15:59:02 +0000 UTC View Post
Hi everyone,
Welcome to the first Guffawsoleum of our new season of Many Realms! Thanks so much for joining us on this journey, we'll have more for you soon.
-Jorie
Transcript: https://bit.ly/42GwALP
2023-03-27 16:02:25 +0000 UTC View PostWith a horror episode, a lot of our bits don't quiiiiite fit the tone. In this month's Guffawsoleum, those bits include, some rather morbid chanting, cussing and more.
Find the transcript here!
Thanks so much for your support!
Jorie
2023-01-10 17:00:04 +0000 UTC View Post