Stanley Sharpe

Monthly Update (Soz)

Hey friends,

Sorry, I should've posted something sooner, but I've been a bit extra-buggered. My nan sadly died on the 31st of Jan and it set back the efforts I'd put into fixing stuff. Not having the greatest run of luck with life events lately, a lot of grief, it's not helping with productivity!

But this week has been the best in a while, and I'm optimistic that I might be back to ...

(Not) Weekly Update - 17th of January

Happy New Year, my friends,

Sorry for the slowness. I am not having a good time of things, as always, as ever, such is my life, hahah.

To be blunt, I fucked up. I am so unused to taking time off work that in taking two weeks off for Christmas, as any human might do, my routine slipped. I have all these important things I do, to maintain my "battery" so to speak, such as regular exer...

"Weekly" Update - 20th of December

Merry Christmas and all that, sorry for the lack of noise, I've been a mess.

I'm not bad as such, but I've been hit by some back to back illnesses and trying to get back to productivity through that and some other real-world drama is not super helpful in terms of being a smut machine, hahaha. But I'm being kind to myself, and taking things as they go, and not forcing anything.

I was...

(Not) Weekly Update - 22nd of November

Hey friends,

Sorry for the massive slowness again. We had a second cat (this year, three-four months apart, basically) put to sleep at the start of the month and that wasn't something I needed to help with my "getting my shit back together" lel. So yeah, not great.

I am slowly making progress on getting functional again, I'm optimistic that next week I might be able to start doing a...

(Not) Weekly Update - 25th of October

Hey, friends! Long time no noise from me, alas.

But here I am, and I will make sure that I am more communicative in the coming months. I'll give a brief run-down of the situation. Two basic points:

Firstly, I haven't been able to have a month of working on my projects. The burnout didn't disappear like magic on the 1st, so I was still warring with that and have managed basically fuc...

(Not) Weekly Update - 27th of September

Hey friends,

Sorry for the flakiness, I'm pretty useless right now. Trying to just get basic functioning working again, so this admin stuff slips through the cracks. No updates unfortunately, this has probably been my worst week yet.

I'm gonna do one update next month, midway through, and I aim to return to "work" - assuming my brain allows it - in November. But payments will be pau...

Weekly Update - 13th of September (Much Apologies!)

Hey friends,

Sorry for the radio silence and lack of everything. I'm somehow burned out again - at least, that's my explanation, because otherwise my attention span and will to do function has otherwise just flown out into the void - and am barely managing to do anything. I wish I understood this process, this cycle of "3-4 months of kind of getting stuff done and then boom collapse" but ...

Weekly Update - 30th of August

Hey friends!

I am back from Ireland (and have been all week), and much recuperated. However, not quite in the right routine just yet, but things have been going much better than they were, all the same.

As I mentioned, I've paused September, and will catch up on things before ultimately unpausing in November (as like I said, I am taking October off.)

Alas, no Irina this week, ...

Weekly Update - 16th of August

Hey friends,

Terrible week. ADHD waiting mode and an autistic hatred of routine change, because holidays are fun like that, right? Alas, alas. I didn't manage anything, and as a result, I'm going to pause billing for September to catch up again.

Sorry to disappoint, but on the bright side it's not a long-term issue. I will spend the next week chilling, and with any luck I will have ...

Weekly Update - 9th of August

Hey friends,

Some actual good news because while I haven't been perfect this week (life feels like an act of achieving functionality, slipping up, and then undergoing the Sisyphean task of reclaiming said functionality, lel) I have nonetheless managed to achieve some words.

All of them have gone to Irina, for the moment, to try and get a release with you promptly. W...

Weekly Update - 2nd of August

Hey friends,

Unfortunately there's been a heatwave in England this week and it's left me completely unproductive and short of sleep, so I've basically had the week off. It's meant to be comfortable next week though so I shall have much better news for you all! I'm gonna put most of my energies into getting the two "delayed" things ready for you, hopefully they'll be ready within the next ...

Not Correctly Timed Weekly Update - 29th of July

Hey friends,

This was meant to be posted last Friday of course but alas I didn't get time during the workday, then spent the weekend recovering from a brewery visit. Alas, alas.

Anyway, jist is - last week was okay, better than the weeks before, and I managed to get both of the current stories up to 3k words each. I'm hoping for a good week this week, and for things to continue impr...

Weekly Update - 19th of July

Hey friends,

I've ended up taking this week off, my head's in a shite place, can't focus whatsoever. Rather than bash my head against the wall I've been kind to myself, and the relaxation is helping. I'm optimistic that Monday will be a good start to a normal week.

I hope you're all well, and have a great weekend!

xoxoxox

Weekly Update - 12th of July

Hey friends,

Sadly this week has been trash, because we had to have our oldest cat put to sleep on Tuesday and it's hit me a lot harder than I imagined it would. I'm in a very weird place, out of focus and kind of just not fully present to be honest. I'm sure it'll clear up promptly but it's made this week too much of a struggle.

I managed a couple of good days, such that both 2024-07-12 14:03:13 +0000 UTC View Post

A Suckslave to Anubis, Part 2

Hey friends,

I linked to the folder because I reorganised that so part 1 is also there (with a hasty subtitle, lel.)

Big old fucking face-fuck thing, because, well, it is called "suckslave."

Hopefully you enjoy it. It's fun to write. Probably won't be a super long series but I got plans for a few more chapters at least!

Have a great week, and enjoy!

x...

Weekly Update - 5th of July

Hey friends,

Week's been slightly weird but overall pretty good. I've been average about 5k per day (apparently my routine being rekt by a heat wave has left me temporarily diminished) but that should get closer to normal next week.

Anubis is sitting at 14.5k today, and is very almost done - I aim to have it out on Monday, with any luck. Then I'll get to work o...

The New Girl, Ch. 16 - Morning Glory

Yo,

So this is a bit of a "back to basics" chapter because I obviously have not been writing this for ages, and so while it does little to forward plot things (I mean it's a lot of "plot" as usual) it gives a little bit more energy towards Tom + Freya for a change as lately it's always been Tom with someone else or Tom + Freya + Morrigan (even though I am mad about goth chicks so yeah.) 2024-06-28 12:39:23 +0000 UTC View Post

Weekly Update - 28th of June

Hey friends,

So, first and foremost, terrible week. Not because of anything going on with me as such, but we had a heatwave here in England ("heatwave" really, but I am used to northern climates so...) and it melted my brain for the first three days of the week. Which has overall ruined it!

BUT I did manage to finish up Freya's new chapter, so there's that! (Gonna post after this.)<...

Weekly Update - 21st of June

Hey friends,

So I ended up working Wednesday onwards this week, though I'm not quite ready to release anything. Next week will for certain see The New Girl's sixteenth chapter, and maybe Anubis #2, but we shall see! (The latter being something I'm likely to get carried away with, hah.)

Both are sitting at 12k words now. Outside of my main commission dealio I've not managed to do any...

Methylphenidate Miracle

So by some pure fluke when reading about the experiences of UK ADHD people on reddit, I discovered an online pharmacy that delivers right to my door and figured it's worth a shot because other people had said good shit.

Well, the pills have been posted and are arriving tomorrow.

I am back in business, fuck yes. Taking today off because I've had to approach it from a stressful angle ...

Weekly Update - 14th of June

Hey friends,

Firstly, thanks for all of your support, much appreciated. I got great fans. This has been one of the most stressful weeks of my life, especially given how much work I've put into fixing my shit. Absolutely inhuman situation. But you guys are great, so thanks again.

Secondly, no actual update on that situation. I'm taking Monday off (last pill day) to focus on doing all...

Medication Problems

Hey friends,

This is some terrible news from the Tory shithole of "Great" Britain but despite the fact that I have been very proactive lately - there is ANOTHER pills shortage - I have been told this morning that there is apparently no 36mg methylphenidate available. Hopefully, as I am now wasting a chunk of my morning to talk to the doctor for the 8th time in the last week, they will be ...

Dominated by... A Hung Futa Hellhound (Part 2)

Hey friends,

This got published last night. I'd have posted then, but it was late, but here it is!

If you're a $2.5+ peep and want a voucher for it, send me a message.

Have a great week!

xoxox

Weekly Update - 7th of June

Hey friends,

Things continue to go very well. I had two interruptions this week, on Monday and Thursday both, but the overall result has been superb. 4k words on Monday, 7.5k on Tuesday, 8.5k on Wednesday, 6k on Thursday, and now 6k today.

The numbers:

The New Girl and Anubis are both sitting at 8k as of today. They'd be at 9k each but fo...

Weekly Update - 31st of May

Hey friends!

Doing this early, UK-time, to ensure I do it with my fullest energy, haha.

Firstly, shit's going fucking great. 7k on Monday, 8.5k on Tuesday, 7.5k on Wednesday and Thursday. This is without changing my routine, no extra work, nice healthy work-life balance. Which in theory should mean this is sustainable, so that I don't collapse into the exhaustion state again, haha. ...

Sephalla, My Nightmare, Ch. 10

Yo yo homies,

Smut for ya. Much belated. I am very happy with how this turned out, kind of sets the tone for a few bits of story in the next chapters (we're moving onto Jake having his turn at being the dominant one - next, I mean, because Sephalla is very much in charge in this chapter!) and has a lot of butt-stuff.

Enjoy, and have a great weekend!

xoxox

Weekly Update - 24th of May

Hey friends,

Sephalla will be posted after this. Again, figure I'd ramble first and then the latest thing should be the thing that is more enjoyable to read, hahaha.

Anyway, it's been a good week. I've hit 6.5k most days, which isn't quite where I want to be but I also have a little tiny psychological block this week because my focus has been Sephalla and I've not really had anythin...

Weekly Update - 17th of May

Hey friends,

So, all's going well. Sephalla is almost done. Just gotta write up a tasty scene of Jake getting his innards rekt, you know how it is. (In the best of ways, naturally.) Actually been a very fun chapter to write as I've been playing with a few things in it (nothing exactly super new, just expanding on various bits which have shown up before.)

Anyway, that's sitting on 8....

The Coven's Plaything, Chapter 2 - Part 1

Hey friends,

No idea why it's saying "does not exist" on the preview thing, I'm guessing it's just being shite because it's in that shared folder and I made sure it's shared, so...yeah. Lemme know if it's not working and I'll have a fiddle.

Anyway, some more smut, at long last. Remember, for anyone who isn't familiar with this storyline, it's a darker one with non-consent stuff! So ...

Weekly Update - 10th of May

Hey friends!

I have very good news - the Coven's Plaything, Ch. 2, will be out tomorrow. I do a wee bit of editing on Saturday mornings, so I'll finish that up, and post it here/on the drive tomorrow morning. It's, uh, a bit longer than I originally planned, but I really needed to try and do the butt-fucking scene that makes up the second part of the chapter justice. So don'...